A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt

Modern Scottish Proverbs

By Stuart McLean

  

A wonderful book of modern Scottish proverbs that will delight your wit and tickle your humour. Inspired by the wisdom of Scotland, written by Stuart McLean and published by Crombie Jardine. Available from your local book shop or, online, from Amazon.
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Extracts from A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two up Your Kilt.
 
 The Kilt

The kilt is the National dress of the Scottish wedding.

Taking Viagra while wearing the kilt is a sure-fire way of getting arrested for indecent behaviour.

A washed kilt is like a broken leg, you can’t do a fling with it.

It's easier to let your 'wind blow free' when you’re wearing a kilt.

Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, through the streets in my kilt I’ll streak.
 

 

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Scotsman in traditional kilt with accessories.

  
 
 

 

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