A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt

Modern Scottish Proverbs

By Stuart McLean

  

A wonderful book of modern Scottish proverbs that will delight your wit and tickle your humour. Inspired by the wisdom of Scotland, written by Stuart McLean and published by Crombie Jardine. Available from your local book shop or, online, from Amazon.
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Extracts from A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two up Your Kilt.
 
The Loch Ness Monster

There will be a monster in Loch Ness for as long as there are gullible American tourists.


Ah believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Ah believe in flying saucers. Ah believe in flower fairies. Ah believe that, one day, the people of Scotland will have the guts to rise up and be a nation again.
 

 

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